A religious epiphany...

[doodlesthegreat]

You know why I know there's a God?

BECAUSE LARRY FLYNT GETS TO DIE LAST!

P.S.

To those of you asking for decorum and to think of the man's friends and family, that's not gonna happen. Only things I'd be more likely to dance about would be Robertson joining Falwell's fat ass on Satan's multi-headed whale penis and simultaneous cases of ebola & bubonic plague for Bush & Cheney.

Comments

[cedar-musketeer.livejournal.com]

m, it's Oral Roberts, not Robertson. Actually I think a good way for Oral to die would be to choke to death on his own cock, with a name like Oral.

[doodlesthegreat.livejournal.com]

Pat Robertson, m'boy. The twerp who was nodding in agreement on the 700 Club when Falwell called 9/11 the fault of the gays, liberals, abortions, and other rot.

[cedar-musketeer.livejournal.com]

Ah, my bad. I mean who can tell one faggot hating, bible thumping, God abusing asshole from another?

[doodlesthegreat.livejournal.com]

Maybe we should make up a set of flash cards. =};-3

[sandy-hedges.livejournal.com]

It could only be a better situation if Falwell had died falling on Robertson and Dobbs together.

[doodlesthegreat.livejournal.com]

Well, since Phelps is going to protest the funeral, and the others are likely to be there, I say we blow up the place and raise humanity's collective IQ by a couple of points.

[nikkyvix.livejournal.com]

Think of that bastard's friends and family?

Maybe non-fundamentalists would have been more inclined to, before his terrorizing of Matthew Shepard's funeral on the grounds of Shepard's homosexuality and 'destiny for Hell'. That being just one example..

I say good riddance; Earth stinks a little less now. :)

[nikkyvix.livejournal.com]

Ooh wait, I think I'm getting my fundamentalists mixed up. That was likely Fred Phelps. I call shennanigans on myself, there.

[doodlesthegreat.livejournal.com]

Not like Falwell is all that much better, and he had a president's ear.

[foxish.livejournal.com]

It's hard to be vicious to a dead man, goes against my standards.

Then again, it's Jerry Falwell, who had no standards, so why should I?

Wormbait, you fat festering fuck! You're wormbait! The only "majority" you'll see is how much of your flesh burns at one time.

It's your Hell, Jerry--you created it and now you burn in it. :D